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Which is your favorite caption for the picture?  (Choose up to 3)

My precious meatbag!
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As the Terror With A Thousand Legs looked over her measly Christmas dinner, she began to reflect on her life. All of her children had grown up and started lairs of their own. They rarely came home for the holidays. As her family had spread, so...
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Oh, now look what I did. I stained the rug! That'll teach me to chew with my mandibles open.
1 (1.6%)
I set this lovely table and no one shows up for dinner!
2 (3.2%)
Apprentice; the other red meat.
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When presenting an Apprentice , does it need a gift bag?
1 (1.6%)
Not even the Bumpus hounds could stop this feast.
2 (3.2%)
Eeeeeeeeew! RAW Adventurer?!?!?...
3 (4.8%)
...no young apprentice, I expect you to die!
7 (11.1%)
Apprentice: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
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Terror with a 1000 legs : I am your father
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Onions, celery, herbs ... I think I have everything needed for the stuffing.
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So? Leg or breastpiece?
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So who brought in the bacon. A bit lean, but it will do.
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'twas the night before Christmas and all through the cavern, ...
1 (1.6%)
Waiter I ordered Acolyte Bisque not Roasted Apprentice. I know you don't expect me to pay for this. This place is only getting half of a star on yelp when I get home.
2 (3.2%)
THIS... IS... SLAUGHTERFEAST!!!
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In retrospect, shouting 'RAID!' may have been biting off more than I could chew...
3 (4.8%)
Nom nom nom!
1 (1.6%)
Well, it's better than turkey!
1 (1.6%)
"I've got a thousand legs, and they expect me to eat this with a salad fork??"
2 (3.2%)
"Lovely, Full of life. You could be the vessel for my future queen."
3 (4.8%)
Seriously, what made them decide to toast the ground he was standing on as well?
2 (3.2%)
The best part about Thanksgiving is the leftover apprentice sandwiches.
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I asked for a boiled egg and soldiers not an apprentice appetiser
1 (1.6%)
Upon a sober awakening, the apprentice realized that the long legged beauty he had thought was eyeing him with insatiable desire across the tavern, really WAS.
4 (6.3%)
If it doesn't you could number each of the entries, and divide them into multiple boards.
2 (3.2%)
Bali Mangthi Kali Ma. Shakthi Degi Kali Ma. Kali ma... Kali ma... Kali ma, shakthi deh! [Holding heart in claw] Kali ma!!!
4 (6.3%)
Apprentice: Wait! You're not my mother!
2 (3.2%)

Total Members Voted: 25

Voting closed: January 30, 2014, 11:58:44 AM

Author Topic: Holiday Contest  (Read 11566 times)

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Holiday Contest
« on: December 25, 2013, 01:38:25 PM »
I bought extra sets of Myth specifically to have prize support, so we could run contests over time.  I want to get our first contest running, even though we don't have the game in our hands yet.    In order to deliver prizes as soon as we can, we are limiting to elements in the base set at this point.

So for our first contest, I want to do a simple "caption this photo".  I was hoping to be able to take holiday Myth photos, but I've gone to plan B, and grabbed a recent MERCS shot from the game. 

Rules:
1) 1 caption per person, which must be posted in this tread.
2) All captions must be posted by January 15.
3) A survey will go up for people to vote for winners, running for 2 weeks.
4) The caption receiving the most votes will be the winner.
5) The winner will receiver 4 orcs, and 1 orc captain. 
6) Prizes will be shipped after Myth has been received, and will be shipped at Lands of Myth's expense.

Here is the Photo to caption:


Have fun everyone.
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Re: Holiday Contest
« Reply #1 on: December 25, 2013, 02:05:39 PM »
My precious meatbag!

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Re: Holiday Contest
« Reply #2 on: December 25, 2013, 05:27:25 PM »
As the Terror With A Thousand Legs looked over her measly Christmas dinner, she began to reflect on her life. All of her children had grown up and started lairs of their own. They rarely came home for the holidays. As her family had spread, so to had the adventurers spread, losing interest in her quest line in favour of newer content and greater reward.

The Terror was tired. She had been in the monster game longer than any of the others and she was beginning to feel it. Perhaps Yardu was right. Perhaps she should retire and get back to her true passion - knitting. Perhaps she could finally get around to finishing the Deepweb. She chewed thoughtfully on the leg.
“I let out a battle cry. Sure, a lot of people might have mistaken it for a sudden yelp of unmanly fear, but trust me. It was a battle cry.”

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Re: Holiday Contest
« Reply #3 on: December 25, 2013, 05:55:49 PM »
Oh, now look what I did. I stained the rug! That'll teach me to chew with my mandibles open.
« Last Edit: December 25, 2013, 07:16:15 PM by Oileta »

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Re: Holiday Contest
« Reply #4 on: December 25, 2013, 06:33:26 PM »
I set this lovely table and no one shows up for dinner!
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Re: Holiday Contest
« Reply #5 on: December 25, 2013, 09:13:51 PM »
Apprentice; the other red meat.

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Re: Holiday Contest
« Reply #6 on: December 25, 2013, 10:11:14 PM »
When presenting an Apprentice , does it need a gift bag?

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Re: Holiday Contest
« Reply #7 on: December 25, 2013, 10:55:18 PM »
Not even the Bumpus hounds could stop this feast.

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Re: Holiday Contest
« Reply #8 on: December 25, 2013, 11:14:12 PM »
Eeeeeeeeew! RAW Adventurer?!?!?...

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Re: Holiday Contest
« Reply #9 on: December 25, 2013, 11:22:10 PM »
...no young apprentice, I expect you to die!

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Re: Holiday Contest
« Reply #10 on: December 26, 2013, 01:42:01 AM »
Apprentice: It's not just for breakfast anymore.

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Re: Holiday Contest
« Reply #11 on: December 26, 2013, 04:15:23 AM »
Terror with a 1000 legs : I am your father
Apprentice : NOOOOO

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Re: Holiday Contest
« Reply #12 on: December 26, 2013, 06:35:15 AM »
Onions, celery, herbs ... I think I have everything needed for the stuffing.
« Last Edit: December 26, 2013, 06:38:00 AM by Bewulf »

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Re: Holiday Contest
« Reply #13 on: December 26, 2013, 06:57:53 AM »
So? Leg or breastpiece?
I'm a leg-man myself.
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Re: Holiday Contest
« Reply #14 on: December 26, 2013, 01:48:05 PM »
So who brought in the bacon. A bit lean, but it will do.