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Which is your favorite caption for the picture?  (Choose up to 3)

My precious meatbag!
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As the Terror With A Thousand Legs looked over her measly Christmas dinner, she began to reflect on her life. All of her children had grown up and started lairs of their own. They rarely came home for the holidays. As her family had spread, so...
6 (9.5%)
Oh, now look what I did. I stained the rug! That'll teach me to chew with my mandibles open.
1 (1.6%)
I set this lovely table and no one shows up for dinner!
2 (3.2%)
Apprentice; the other red meat.
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When presenting an Apprentice , does it need a gift bag?
1 (1.6%)
Not even the Bumpus hounds could stop this feast.
2 (3.2%)
Eeeeeeeeew! RAW Adventurer?!?!?...
3 (4.8%)
...no young apprentice, I expect you to die!
7 (11.1%)
Apprentice: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
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Terror with a 1000 legs : I am your father
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Onions, celery, herbs ... I think I have everything needed for the stuffing.
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So? Leg or breastpiece?
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So who brought in the bacon. A bit lean, but it will do.
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'twas the night before Christmas and all through the cavern, ...
1 (1.6%)
Waiter I ordered Acolyte Bisque not Roasted Apprentice. I know you don't expect me to pay for this. This place is only getting half of a star on yelp when I get home.
2 (3.2%)
THIS... IS... SLAUGHTERFEAST!!!
6 (9.5%)
In retrospect, shouting 'RAID!' may have been biting off more than I could chew...
3 (4.8%)
Nom nom nom!
1 (1.6%)
Well, it's better than turkey!
1 (1.6%)
"I've got a thousand legs, and they expect me to eat this with a salad fork??"
2 (3.2%)
"Lovely, Full of life. You could be the vessel for my future queen."
3 (4.8%)
Seriously, what made them decide to toast the ground he was standing on as well?
2 (3.2%)
The best part about Thanksgiving is the leftover apprentice sandwiches.
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I asked for a boiled egg and soldiers not an apprentice appetiser
1 (1.6%)
Upon a sober awakening, the apprentice realized that the long legged beauty he had thought was eyeing him with insatiable desire across the tavern, really WAS.
4 (6.3%)
If it doesn't you could number each of the entries, and divide them into multiple boards.
2 (3.2%)
Bali Mangthi Kali Ma. Shakthi Degi Kali Ma. Kali ma... Kali ma... Kali ma, shakthi deh! [Holding heart in claw] Kali ma!!!
4 (6.3%)
Apprentice: Wait! You're not my mother!
2 (3.2%)

Total Members Voted: 25

Voting closed: January 30, 2014, 11:58:44 AM

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Dan the Skald

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Re: Holiday Contest
« Reply #15 on: December 26, 2013, 03:31:01 PM »
'twas the night before Christmas and all through the cavern,
Was filled full of feasting on fresh snacks from the Tavern.
« Last Edit: December 26, 2013, 03:32:41 PM by Dan the Skald »
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Re: Holiday Contest
« Reply #16 on: December 26, 2013, 03:54:29 PM »
Waiter I ordered Acolyte Bisque not Roasted Apprentice. I know you don't expect me to pay for this. This place is only getting half of a star on yelp when I get home.
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Re: Holiday Contest
« Reply #17 on: December 26, 2013, 06:00:53 PM »
THIS... IS... SLAUGHTERFEAST!!!
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Re: Holiday Contest
« Reply #18 on: December 28, 2013, 01:51:46 PM »
In retrospect, shouting 'RAID!' may have been biting off more than I could chew...

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Re: Holiday Contest
« Reply #19 on: December 28, 2013, 02:25:30 PM »
Nom nom nom!

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Re: Holiday Contest
« Reply #20 on: December 28, 2013, 03:09:42 PM »
Well, it's better than turkey!

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Re: Holiday Contest
« Reply #21 on: December 28, 2013, 10:48:14 PM »
"I've got a thousand legs, and they expect me to eat this with a salad fork??"

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Re: Holiday Contest
« Reply #22 on: December 29, 2013, 08:40:35 AM »
"Lovely, Full of life. You could be the vessel for my future queen."

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Re: Holiday Contest
« Reply #23 on: December 30, 2013, 09:09:09 PM »
Seriously, what made them decide to toast the ground he was standing on as well?

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Re: Holiday Contest
« Reply #24 on: January 01, 2014, 04:09:39 AM »
The best part about Thanksgiving is the leftover apprentice sandwiches.

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Re: Holiday Contest
« Reply #25 on: January 01, 2014, 04:49:09 AM »
I asked for a boiled egg and soldiers not an apprentice appetiser

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Re: Holiday Contest
« Reply #26 on: January 02, 2014, 09:12:35 PM »
Upon a sober awakening, the apprentice realized that the long legged beauty he had thought was eyeing him with insatiable desire across the tavern, really WAS.

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Re: Holiday Contest
« Reply #27 on: January 13, 2014, 04:44:46 PM »
We are almost to Jan 15.  (I hope that the polling program will take all of these.)
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Re: Holiday Contest
« Reply #28 on: January 14, 2014, 01:55:38 AM »
We are almost to Jan 15.  (I hope that the polling program will take all of these.)

If it doesn't you could number each of the entries, and divide them into multiple boards.
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Re: Holiday Contest
« Reply #29 on: January 14, 2014, 02:24:16 AM »
Bali Mangthi Kali Ma.
Shakthi Degi Kali Ma.
Kali ma... Kali ma... Kali ma, shakthi deh!
[Holding heart in claw] Kali ma!!!