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Which is your favorite caption for the picture?  (Choose up to 3)

My precious meatbag!
0 (0%)
As the Terror With A Thousand Legs looked over her measly Christmas dinner, she began to reflect on her life. All of her children had grown up and started lairs of their own. They rarely came home for the holidays. As her family had spread, so...
6 (9.5%)
Oh, now look what I did. I stained the rug! That'll teach me to chew with my mandibles open.
1 (1.6%)
I set this lovely table and no one shows up for dinner!
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Apprentice; the other red meat.
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When presenting an Apprentice , does it need a gift bag?
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Not even the Bumpus hounds could stop this feast.
2 (3.2%)
Eeeeeeeeew! RAW Adventurer?!?!?...
3 (4.8%)
...no young apprentice, I expect you to die!
7 (11.1%)
Apprentice: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
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Terror with a 1000 legs : I am your father
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Onions, celery, herbs ... I think I have everything needed for the stuffing.
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So? Leg or breastpiece?
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So who brought in the bacon. A bit lean, but it will do.
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'twas the night before Christmas and all through the cavern, ...
1 (1.6%)
Waiter I ordered Acolyte Bisque not Roasted Apprentice. I know you don't expect me to pay for this. This place is only getting half of a star on yelp when I get home.
2 (3.2%)
THIS... IS... SLAUGHTERFEAST!!!
6 (9.5%)
In retrospect, shouting 'RAID!' may have been biting off more than I could chew...
3 (4.8%)
Nom nom nom!
1 (1.6%)
Well, it's better than turkey!
1 (1.6%)
"I've got a thousand legs, and they expect me to eat this with a salad fork??"
2 (3.2%)
"Lovely, Full of life. You could be the vessel for my future queen."
3 (4.8%)
Seriously, what made them decide to toast the ground he was standing on as well?
2 (3.2%)
The best part about Thanksgiving is the leftover apprentice sandwiches.
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I asked for a boiled egg and soldiers not an apprentice appetiser
1 (1.6%)
Upon a sober awakening, the apprentice realized that the long legged beauty he had thought was eyeing him with insatiable desire across the tavern, really WAS.
4 (6.3%)
If it doesn't you could number each of the entries, and divide them into multiple boards.
2 (3.2%)
Bali Mangthi Kali Ma. Shakthi Degi Kali Ma. Kali ma... Kali ma... Kali ma, shakthi deh! [Holding heart in claw] Kali ma!!!
4 (6.3%)
Apprentice: Wait! You're not my mother!
2 (3.2%)

Total Members Voted: 25

Voting closed: January 30, 2014, 11:58:44 AM

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Re: Holiday Contest
« Reply #30 on: January 14, 2014, 04:15:28 PM »
Apprentice: Wait! You're not my mother!
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Re: Holiday Contest
« Reply #31 on: January 16, 2014, 12:01:47 PM »
The poll is now up. 

Everyone can vote for 3 (so that you can vote for your own and 2 others instead of everyone just voting for themselves).  The poll will run exactly 2 weeks.  Results are hidden until the end.

A few of the quotes were too big and I had to add a ... to the end.  You can see the original quote in the thread for these cases if you wish to see the full quote (or even story in some cases).  Formatting also doesn't carry over into the poll.

Anyway, good luck to all who submitted.
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Re: Holiday Contest
« Reply #32 on: January 16, 2014, 01:24:53 PM »
"If it doesn't you could number each of the entries, and divide them into multiple boards."

Oh, that one's a classic!
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Re: Holiday Contest
« Reply #33 on: January 16, 2014, 03:40:57 PM »
Did you vote for that one too? :)

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Re: Holiday Contest
« Reply #34 on: January 16, 2014, 05:13:39 PM »
Of course I did!  I'm a sucker for typos.  Is it 2015 yet?
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Re: Holiday Contest
« Reply #35 on: January 31, 2014, 11:21:17 AM »
a tie?

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Re: Holiday Contest
« Reply #36 on: January 31, 2014, 11:44:01 AM »
Nice!  I tied for second!  Didn't expect that, honestly.
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Re: Holiday Contest
« Reply #37 on: January 31, 2014, 11:48:17 AM »
Nice!  I tied for second!  Didn't expect that, honestly.

So do you want the legs or the arms of the Orc Captain?  or do we split him vertically instead?  :P

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Re: Holiday Contest
« Reply #38 on: January 31, 2014, 01:10:16 PM »
I didn't think 2nd place got anything.  The two 1st place winners will have to split.  I'm not in the running for prizes, but still, thanks for the votes, y'all!
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Re: Holiday Contest
« Reply #39 on: January 31, 2014, 01:47:03 PM »
I guess I should have looked at who submitted what.  :(
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Re: Holiday Contest
« Reply #40 on: January 31, 2014, 05:52:09 PM »
Congratulations to the winners!

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Re: Holiday Contest
« Reply #41 on: February 02, 2014, 04:26:31 AM »
Argh, missed out on voting! I think I would have voted for the winner though. Congrats everyone. :)

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Re: Holiday Contest
« Reply #42 on: March 10, 2014, 01:53:45 PM »
With Myth shipping this week, I should be hopefully getting prizes shipped soon after.
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Re: Holiday Contest
« Reply #43 on: April 13, 2014, 09:12:32 AM »
First, I want to apologize for not shipping prizes yet.  I haven't forgotten, I assure you.  I'm simply waiting on the rest of my myth boxes to arrive.  I planned to crack open one to grab the minis out of it.  With 4 boxes either not shipped or lost in transit, my prize pool hasn't arrived yet for the site.  I thought this would be resolved weeks ago, but no luck so far.
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