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The Tale of Lord Twiknington
« on: March 18, 2014, 07:31:55 AM »
So in the recon kickstarter one of the avatars is a Twinkie because of the cop from die hard joke mini.  And I got really tired last night (3/17) and wrote the bulk of this and I am running with it.


I have become one with the snack foods they have made me their god and transferred my form into lord twinkington I have learned their ways and their customs and now SHALL DEVOUR THEM ALLLLLLL!!!!!! OMNOMNOMONOMON.

My rise to power was a long and arduous one. I infiltrated their culture by befriending an Oreo who took me to his village. I made friends there I helped with the impending milk flood and learned they had a trade with the elves of the keebler forest soon I knew it was time to move on.

I cemented myself amongst the elves making cookies and shoes. I later went on the delivery to the hostess keep and became a knight of the little Debbie table and the rest is history.

King Dingdong was easy to fool it was his wife Queen Hoho that gave me the most trouble.

The tribe haribo may be planning an uprising I shall send the zebra cake riders to check on it.

As it turns out it is my brother, chocodile who is planning a revolution by aligning himself with the outer tribes of haribo, utz and lays.  I fortunately still have the pringle faction on my side and we have made progress in diplomatic talks with the kingdom of wonka at some cost to our relation to hershey. Nestle remains neutral in all of this I fear a war is coming.
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Re: The Tale of Lord Twiknington
« Reply #1 on: March 18, 2014, 07:38:41 AM »
Yup. I'd say you coulda stopped at "And I got really tired last night".  You've got some messed up, diabetic roleplay over in your neck of the world, Patrick.
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Re: The Tale of Lord Twiknington
« Reply #2 on: March 18, 2014, 07:41:44 AM »
Lol the sad part is I cant eat any of this stuff any more because of a recent diagnosis of this very disease but I thought it was kinda funny... It was similar to some of those stupid bouts of inspiration I got during the myth campaign.

edit: also MERICAAAAAA!
« Last Edit: March 18, 2014, 07:43:46 AM by Patrick, The Researcher »
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Re: The Tale of Lord Twiknington
« Reply #3 on: March 18, 2014, 08:56:39 AM »
Queen Hoho is a tease.
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Re: The Tale of Lord Twiknington
« Reply #4 on: March 18, 2014, 08:57:51 AM »
Queen Hoho is a tease.

Thank you for getting that joke there is actually more the plan is to add a little bit here and there for the rest of the recon campaign to a google doc I will post when its all done.
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Re: The Tale of Lord Twiknington
« Reply #5 on: March 18, 2014, 12:33:08 PM »
I feel like there's a "so and so is a cream puff" comment in here somewhere.
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Re: The Tale of Lord Twiknington
« Reply #6 on: March 18, 2014, 12:38:26 PM »
King Dingdong he went down like a cream puff for sure
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Re: The Tale of Lord Twiknington
« Reply #7 on: March 18, 2014, 01:00:22 PM »
One of the other recon backers made me a new avatar
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Re: The Tale of Lord Twiknington
« Reply #8 on: March 18, 2014, 01:13:47 PM »
Nice. Very appropriate.
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Re: The Tale of Lord Twiknington
« Reply #9 on: March 18, 2014, 02:11:12 PM »
Here is the link to the google doc the plan is to add a little throughout each day of the campaign leading up to some sort of battle or something exciting in the last week of the ks but yeah it will be a fun little ride


https://docs.google.com/document/d/1FAIaR2mUiecstL0HYzHWOYBmwsrERyCbsK7OO9lc7oU/edit?usp=sharing

Edit: Background info on the different factions that will show up

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Ly0vGcQQKVHqrkVEXJVGzOc-zkurswXvrv6Pmi6Xh-w/edit?usp=sharing
« Last Edit: March 18, 2014, 04:46:00 PM by Patrick, The Researcher »
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